someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i will never coherently bang her
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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