I wanna bring you to show and tell
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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