no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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