im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
