hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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