I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Can I color on your dick again?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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