It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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