I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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