My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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