too bad you live with your parents still
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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