Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I showed him my bush... on skype.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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