so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You need a sexual gate keeper
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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