Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
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