Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
you guys were way drunker than both of me
4 words: hood of his car
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
