Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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