I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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