OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I need a beard to bite.
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