She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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