New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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