Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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