Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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