im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
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