After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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