Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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