i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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