You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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