shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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