As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Randomize
