i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
That's how pantless uber rides happen
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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