went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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