you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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