Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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