I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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