Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I see more hoeing in ur future
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