it's too hot outside to masturbate.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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