For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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