The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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