So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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