no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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