they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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