The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Randomize
