He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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