I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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