Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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