you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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