you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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