Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
