I'd wear matching sweaters with you
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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