I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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