Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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