You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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