The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
