We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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