Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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