S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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